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BLADE TRINITY

THE HUMAN RACE HAS BEEN SAVED! You can breathe a little easier, and go back to your normal routines without having to worry about vampires sneaking around trying to drink your blood. Blade (Wesley Snipes) has come to the rescue once again and for the final time in Blade Trinity. This time, he kicks their asses and doesn’t even bother taking their names, he’s just that cool. Along side with Blade we get to see newcomers Abigail (Jessica Biel) and Hannibal (Ryan Reynolds) do their share of killing. This movie does not mess around. Since this is the third installment, there’s hardly any plot to set up which leaves more time for good old fashioned kicking of vampire butt.
The first several scenes of the movie are action sequences. First we see Dracula pull a vampire into the sand and decapitate him. Why? Who friggin’ cares. Then it cuts to Blade going on a vampire killing spree, which is just incredible. The filmmaking team behind this movie know how to catch your attention from the start, and not with any of that ‘getting to know the characters before you see them in action’ crap. The first scene with Biel is her packaging some vampire asses into some paper sacks, and handing them right back to them. Now that’s hot. None of that damsel in distress stuff for this woman.
There’s even a cute little doggy mascot in this flick. Watch out though, don’t be fooled by the Pomeranian, it’ll eat your face faster than you can start calling it a pwecious widdle puppy. Though for a bloodthirsty vampire dog, it’s still pretty cute.
Overall this was a great action flick. Reynolds was hilarious in the film, as well as looking mighty fine in his numerous shirtless scenes. Anyway, the action barely quits long enough to even flirt with the idea of plot, but that’s the way I like it.

Best Hands on Kill: Blade is fighting a vampire, of course. Blade dodges a punch from the vampire spins him around and rips his throat out from behind. Blood squirts everywhere. Tasty!!

Best Kill with Silver: This one goes to Jessica Biel and her awesome little toy, the bow and arrow tipped with silver points. A vampire dives into a room and closes the door trying to get away from Biel. Biel, at the end of the hallway, shoots the arrow anyway. It pierces through the door and through the vampire, right in the chest. He then disintegrates into ashes.

Best line: Dracula and Blade meet face to face for the final showdown. Dracula asks Blade if he is ready to die. Blade responds with:
“I was born ready, motherf*****”

Guys getting killed (Bad guys): Dracula and his posse of vampires

Amount of time before Blade related action: ~ 3 minutes

Best Explosion: The FBI invades Whistler and Blade’s hideout. Whistler goes through to each computer and programs them to explode. A massive explosion occurs when they all go off, killing just about everyone inside. The explosion reaches out to the FBI waiting in the parking lot.

Rating: 5 vampire Pomeranians, out of 5

 

 


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The Ongoing Adventures of Rocket Llama[1] is a webcomic starring "a high-flying llama, a sword-swinging cat, and a rocket as loyal as a cowboy hero's horse."[2] Created by Alex Langley while he was a student at Henderson State University, the comic first appeared in a comic book titled The Workday Comic. For the Workday comics anthology, a spin-off of Scott McCloud's 24-Hour Comics, comics creators each wrote and drew their own eight-page stories in eight hours in April, 2007, on Friday the 13th[3], which turned into an ongoing publication.[4]  Co-presenting with comics author and scholar Danny Fingeroth (Dazzler, Spider-Man, Superman on the Couch), the creators described the webcomic's evolution as members of a Comics Arts Conference panel at 2008's Comic-Con International in San Diego, California.[5][6][7]  Contents [hide] 1 Debut  2 Webcomic  3 References  4 External links      [edit] Debut The full title of Rocket Llama's debut story in The Workday Comic #1 (spring, 2007) was "The Ongoing Adventures of Rocket Llama #112: 'Trouble in Paradise'".[8] The story introduced the taciturn hero Rocket Llama and his talkative sidekick, an anthropomorphic cat named Bartholomew Meowsenhausen, who find themselves stranded on an island after a battle with an enemy called Jetpack Dog. Spherical islanders capture them and then challenge them to combat. A villain named Böwser vön Überdog arrives with Jetpack Dog and, in a sudden Star Wars parody, summons a giant robot known as the Super Robot Dog Walker which blasts a volcano to bits. Before it can fire a second blast, Rocket Llama destroys it by getting it to swallow a pot of water and backfire. The story ends with Böwser tied up and the heroes using the giant robot dog head as a boat to get themselves home, with the promise of the next story to be titled, "Yuck! Yukon!"[9][10]  Whether despite the original story's childlike art or because of it, the Rocket Llama story proved to be the most popular in the 2007 anthology collection of the eight-hour comics.[11] After comic artist Stephen R. Bissette, an instructor at the Center for Cartoon Studies and comic book artist best known for his work on Swamp Thing with Alan Moore, read all of the stories in the first volume of The Workday Comic, he remarked, "That llama's gonna stick with me."[12]   [edit] Webcomic Nick Langley redrew the story with a less childlike drawing style in webcomic form for online publication[13] as the flagship title for the website rocketllama.com which grew into an affiliation of websites featuring webcomics, art, entertainment reviews, and scholarly studies of comics.[14] The online story featured a new cover[15] and omitted a one-page gag, a preview for an unrelated Stealth Potato comic, which had appeared as an intermission in the middle of the original story.[16] The original story also appeared online as the comic's "ashcan copy."[17]  The authors present the Rocket Llama stories metafictionally as the world's oldest comic book, established in 1916, which they allegedly rediscovered and are adapting into webcomics. "Deep underground, in an archaic vault we searched until we found the fabled tales. As both the current production team behind The Ongoing Adventures of Rocket Llama and appreciators of such groundbreaking literature, we have taken it upon ourselves to restore these classic issues to a glory more befitting a modern, digital age."[18]  Although every "issue" is presented with panels and screens in the correct order for each story, the issues are presented out of order as if readers were discovering old issues of a classic comic book in a seemingly haphazard order, however they come to find them. After the redrawn number 112's online publication came the serialized time travel story #136-137, "Time Flies When You're on the Run," appearing one page at a time throughout each week.[19][20] Special Rocket Llama Says bonus features appear only in "ashcan" form drawn by the original creator.[21]   [edit] References ^ Rocket Llama World Headquarters  ^ You are here.  ^ Waddles, Joshua. (2007, April 2). Comic book club puts in a full day's work. The Oracle vol. 99 (25), p. 3.  ^ Beard, Sarah. (2008, August 25). Comic Arts Club offers excitment. The Oracle, vol. 101 (1), p. 5.  ^ T. Langley & R. Duncan, panel moderators, with respondent Danny Fingeroth. (2008, July). "Capes and Tights, Caps and Gowns." Panel presented at the Comics Arts Conference, Comic-Con International. San Diego, California.  ^ Recent and Upcoming Research Presentations  ^ Pannell, E. (2008, July 27). Comic communication part of professors' classes. The Arkansas Democrat-Gazette, T-1, T-4.  ^ Page 1.  ^ The Workday Comic #1. Spring, 2007.[1]  ^ The Workday Comic - online edition.  ^ Sorrell, M. (2008, April 14).Club produces second annual workday comic. The Oracle, vol. 100.  ^ Quoted in "The Workday Comic: Not Just One Third of a 24-Hour Comic." Comics Arts Conference, Comic-Con International. San Diego, California. July 27, 2008.  ^ The Ongoing Adventures of Rocket Llama #112: "Trouble in Paradise." Script: Alex Langley. Art: Nick Langley.  ^ You are here.  ^ #137-Cover.  ^ Sneak Peak at Stealth Potato #75.  ^ Rocket Llama Ashcan Copy.  ^ Who Is Rocket Llama?  ^ "Time Flies When You're on the Run, Part 1." Script: Alex Langley. Art: Nick Langley.  ^ "Time Flies When You're on the Run, Part 2." Script: Alex Langley. Art: Nick Langley.  ^ e.g., "Tanks a Lot." Rocket Llama Says #8. Script and art: Alex Langley.

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